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Flushing Queens lel

woodmeat:

whodie:

onuah:

Offset superman-punching fan in the crowd LOL

Bruhhh

im dyinnnhhhnhg

woodmeat:

whodie:

onuah:

Offset superman-punching fan in the crowd LOL

Bruhhh

im dyinnnhhhnhg

slutframing:

"Class, stop packing up! We have two minutes le-"

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j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

thisshitfunny:

muertagirl:

thisshitfunny:

buttcheekdemonkang:

Full body condom: When you wanna get nasty but you don’t know where they’ve been.

now I would fuck Sasha Grey with no fear

Yah seen that video of sasha grey taking like 12 dicks shit was so wild

seen that nasty girl lick that toilet bowl

thisshitfunny:

muertagirl:

thisshitfunny:

buttcheekdemonkang:

Full body condom: When you wanna get nasty but you don’t know where they’ve been.

now I would fuck Sasha Grey with no fear

Yah seen that video of sasha grey taking like 12 dicks shit was so wild

seen that nasty girl lick that toilet bowl

a dog: makes a dog sound
me: i know, i know. i understand. me too

glamourousbetch:

codeinescup:

LMFAOOOOOOO

PMFAO STOOOPPP

shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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